Saturday Evening Chats

Participants: Sister K, Brother J, Brother's best friend/college roommate W, Dolly(the Pomeranian who wears Louis Vuitton)
Setting: Saturday evening, downtown residence

K: Ruff, Ruff
D: ruff, ruff
J: chill out sis.
J: tonight we are going to go to a nice steakhouse and get some..
K: who's all going?
K: Ya'll have a date, y'all have a romantic guy date?
W: yeah a guy date
J: guy date.
J: it's pretty cool because we play credit card roulette
K: OOHH OH!
J: pretty cool because someone is going to get hit with a $200 tab,
W: at least dude!
J: at least.
W: last time we went to Strip House, I got hit with like a $400 tab and it was only like four of us
J: WHOA!!
K: my girlfriend Marla and I went to Geoffrey's last Friday and we were there - for__ two hours at the most- at the bar- half..half price appetizers and we left there with a $100 bill
Dolly: Ruff, Ruff
J: Geezz
W: are you serious?
K: hahaha I was sober, I was sober right Dolly?
Dolly: ruff
J: get out of here! ha
K: what did ya'll do last night?
W: ha hey you think you can record this (make hand gesture)
J: haha well last night..
K: you can totally shot the bird
J: we went to the armadillo and we're playing shuffleboard and. we were gettin beat, so I didn't like punch but there was this pitcher, and I sided it. I sided it with my hand and I popped it like that. and it broke- like the glass broke
K: you don't realize how strong your are.
J: well anyways
W: a Bull in a china closet!
K: heheha
J: N-E-WAYS the uh the the waiter saw me and she was like just clean up the glass - and I though we were cool- this busboy guy came over and cleaned it up and all that jazz - well then these there's a cop - with - there's two cops - and the manager came by and said "You need to get out of here"
W: (on cell call) what time's the reservation.. so alright - I've never been to TRulucks - that new one right by..
J: and I have my beer - and I start to finish it and the cop SNATCHED it from me and said "DON'T FINISH THAT BEER" "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
JW: (on cell) what time?
J: and I was like you don't gotta be an asshole and right when I said that the other buddy behind starts puttin on his gloves
W: (On cell) Is that the one in midtown?
J: and I'm like I don't want any trouble just..
W: (on cell) I've been to that one
K: He was like looking for trouble
J: Yea, he was that, like bad ass, that bad ass.
K: OH your so tough
Dolly: ruff
J: You know what you what I'm in the wrong, I'll just get out of here, I'm sorry, you know just a little respect
W: (on cell) I don't want to go there either
J: I was like just a little respect
K: yea exactly you don't have to be an asshole about ti
W: (on cell) I've partied there its a pretty good joint.
J: so then we go to a bar right across the street and they have these TALL long island ice teas which are these drinks..
K: I KNOW long islands ice teas are!
J: Exactly
W: (on cell) hey, yea..
K: BAck in the Buffalo Club Dayzz
J: and we we..
W: (on cell) I can't
J: start partying..
J: and not remembering a lot of stuff. hehe
W: (on cell) I like Town Park!
K: you knew that was going to start happening at some point
J: Wade was gettin his ass beat in darts by some U of H guys
W: I was winning
K: I know your totally lying guy hahah
J: Peterson was Peterson was being a used car salesman trying..
W: I don't know what I was doing actually
J: trying to talk to chicks, this one chick all night. and myself and shannon just got in a fight all night.
K: why'd yall fight
J: cuz, she talked to some guy all night.
K: to make you jealous.
J: SHE FOLLOWED ME TO THE BAR and then she talked to the same guy ALL night and Im youre so dumb and she gave out her number and I was like your stupid
W: OH MAN!!
K: ahhoh sh's trying to get your attention
J: NO
W: I thought he came with them
J: No she had an Australian friend with them
W: she gave that guy her number?
J: I was like your and dirty whore and I told her that too
K: that went over well huh? both of you. what was up? whatever.
J: Whatever. action and reaction. I didn't cause any action she caused it all